Hachiman Hikigaya may have joined a club with two beautiful girls as members, but there's nothing romantic about the comedy he finds himself in. His texts never get any responses. The cutest girl he knows is a guy. And given that his fellow members in the Service Club are Yukino the perfect ice queen and Yui the airheaded bimbo, things aren't likely to improve. These are not exactly the circumstances the twisted Hachiman would prefer when facing the club's biggest challenge yet, but, well, you go to war with the army you have...